WOODIES MUSIC

​One evening I heard a crash so went outside to find a small spaceship had crashed into my shed . Two little pink aliens popped out and said sorry. They seemed harmless so I invited them in. One was called Spike and the other one Fred, and they had escaped from thier planet as it was destroyed by a giant asteroid. After smoking some weed I played some songs, and they joined in. They have no arms but do everything themselves, so I asked them how, and they said we use the force. Fred told me where they were from places they had been and aliens they met. Spike also said how most of the ​

Scientists were wrong and that space was more like how 

Douglas Adams wrote in the Hitchikers guide to the galaxy.

A few more songs, a drink and a smoke and I fell asleep. 

When I woke up Spike and Fred were sat on the floor and thier 

5ft by 4ft spaceship was on the table . Fred said it was capable of time and space travel, and that the inside was 10 times bigger than the outside, and also has a cloaking device so is invisible to everyone but its owners and whoever has a special key.  

                     Spike then said he needed a new part that he could order next day delivery                            the shop on the dark side of the moon. Next morning I heard a big crash,                              went outside and there was a small craft sticking through the side of my shed

                       a little green man popped out said sorry about the shed and gave me a parcel                         for Spike. He opened the parcel and read the note saying sorry this part is no longer in production so have these nails to mend your shed just as the little green man took off leaving another hole in the shed. I asked out of interest what the missing part was like, so Fred showed me and I just went into the garden and kicked another hole in the door of the shed before shouting and jumping up and dow and screamining  its a triple AAA battery. After I had calmed down we sat around drinking coffee and chilled while chatting about what to do tomorrow. 

As I sit drinking coffee Spike and Fred tell me how the time drive was still not working as it was still recharging and will take at least a week, but the normal drive was ok. As the week went we patched the shed up, then the day comes. Spike sits with me as Fred gets the ship turned on then a noise and a flash and the ship disapeared and reapeared. As Fred stepped out Spike said how far did you go, Fred said 2 minutes and explained that time travel just changes the time but you do not go anywhere. I leave them in doors and go outside, and when I come back I tell them that we need a new shed.

No Aliens or Humans were harmed in the writing of this story​​​​​​​​​

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